Ironies of India
- We want everyone else to be law abiding but desire that laws be bent for us.
- We are not unified but in all school books we are taught that India has, “unity in diversity”.
- We are a democracy but almost all our political parties are run by dynasties.
- We rewarded Rajiv Gandhi for the crime of killings of Sikhs by giving him the biggest majority.
- We rewarded Advani for the crime of demolishing the Babri Mosque by making him the most pwerful person in India.
- We rarely have any use for our best brains: Rajan, Amratya Sen & Abhijeet Banerjee.
- The best Indian movies, “Gandhi” & “Slumdog Millionnaire” were made by foreigners.
- We call Gandhi as the “Father of the Nation” but the followers of Godse are more powerful in India today.
- The “Statue of Unity” was erected by the greatest divider.
- The biggest promoters of Lord Ram follow none of his teachings.
- Our two famous election winning slogans, “Garibi Hatao” & “Sabka saath, sabka vikaas” were both absolutely false.
- After Modi had ruined Indian economy by demonetisation & GST we elected him by a even bigger mandate.
- Crony capitalism has thrived in India. Criminals and politicians are getting richer but all the politicians talk about the welfare of farmers but nobody has ever cared for them.
- We burn fire wood (“havan”) to end air pollution.
- A person who calls “Jyotish Vidya” above all Science is our HRD Minister.
- We are the world leaders in hunger and air pollution but consider ourselves as “Vishwa Guru”.
- We troll & terrorise people who listen to their conscience and support the truth like Khemka, Lavasa, “The Wire”, NDTV, Ravish Kumar & Prasun Vajpayee; our former Army Chief, Gen VK Singh, failed to prove a simple truth of his date of birth in court; the biggest liars in Indian political history is our PM but our national motto is “Satyameva Jayate”.